Imagine driving a chocolate Volvo, and we are not talking about the paint job. Earlier this month Toya Green, a member of the Charleston County, South Carolina school board discovered her car was covered in chocolate when she returned to the parking lot after a series of meetings. The driver’s side doors and windows were covered in chocolate syrup. Local authorities are looking for the sweet-toothed vandals but have yet to come up with any leads. Hopefully suspects can be narrowed based on the fact that we are certain the vandals did not use Chocomize chocolate as no gummy bears or pop rocks were found at the scene of the crime.